Assorted sorbets (pictured above lemon, coconut, peach and hibiscus)
Chilled champagne or sparkling wine
PREPARATION
1. Place 6 martini or wine glasses in freezer for 30 minutes or until very cold.
2. Fill chilled glasses with 5 or 6 mini-scoops of assorted sorbets, then top each with champagne.
Fuzzy Navel
1 1/2 oz. peach schnapps
fill with orange juice,
stir in highball glass.
Orgasm #1 (Screaming)
2 oz. vodka (screamer)
2 oz. amaretto
2 oz. kahlua
2 oz. light cream
Shake, strain into lowball glass.
Remove vodka for regular.
Orgasm #2
2 oz. Grand Marnier
2 oz. Kahlua
2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
Shake, strain into highball glass.
Orgasm #3
2 oz. Drambuie
2 oz. Brandy
2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
Shake, strain into highball glass.
Tasty Orgasm
1 1/2 oz. peppermint schnapps
1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
Serve in shot glass.
Flaming Orgasm
12 oz. lager in beer mug
1 1/2 oz. 151 rum
Flame the 151 rum,
Drop it in the beer,
And chug it down.
Birth Control
1 1/2 oz. rye whiskey
1 1/2 oz. gin
serve in lowball glass
That is one mean drink. I suspect it doesn't work very well as birth control. I'd drink a few of those and I'd be flat on my back.
Between The Sheets
1 oz. brandy
1 oz. triple sec
1 oz. light rum
Shake and strain into cocktail glass.
Here is how to make a blow job. This is probably the most popular bachelorette party drink in the universe.
Blow Job
1 oz. Kahlua
1/2 oz. Peppermint Schnapps
Top with whipped cream
Serve in shot glass
With no hands, grab the shotglass with your mouth, tilt your head back and swallow. Be careful the glass shatters easily. (it has happened, really)
Here is my famous banana daiquiri recipe. These were popular back in the 80's when women were far too shy to order a screaming orgasm at the bar.
Banana Daiquiri
4 parts light rum
1 part white creme de cacao
1 part banana liqueur
1 sliced banana
Pour all of the ingredients except for the banana into the blender. Start to blend. With everyone looking say something like "Take that" to the banana and throw him into the blender. Ha! Serve in exotic glass with goofy umbrellas.
Sex On The Beach #1
1 oz. vodka
3/4 oz. peach schnapps
1/2 full cranberry juice
1/2 full pineapple juice
stir in highball glass.
Sex On the Beach #2
1 part cream de cassis
1 part melon liqueur
1 part pineapple juice
1 part vodka
stir in highball glass.
Sex Machine
1 1/2 oz. Kahlua
1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
milk
serve in lowball glass.
Sex
1 1/2 oz. Kahlua
1 1/2 oz. Grand Marnier
serve in lowball glass.
This drink has always been a favorite when you want to get butt wasted. Here are a couple of version. Neither is what any sane person would consider a "light" beverage.
Long Island Iced Tea #1
1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. triple sec
1/2 oz. light rum
1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. tequila
1 oz. sour mix
splash of orange juice
splash of coke
shake, strain into soda glass
lemon wedge
Long Island Ice Tea #2
1 1/2 oz. vodka
1 1/2 oz. light rum
1 1/2 oz. triple sec
3/4 oz. gin
1/2 oz. melon liqueur
1/2 oz. sour mix
mix in a highball glass over ice
Most of these drinks taste fairly awful. Their names are similarly vulgar. They might be just perfect for a bachelorette party though.
Flying F_ _ _ k
1 1/2 oz. Sambuca
1 1/2 oz. Jack Daniels
serve in lowball glass
Creamy Bush
1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
1 1/2 oz. irish whiskey
serve in shot glass
Get Laid
1 oz. vodka
3/4 oz. raspberry schnapps
fill with pineapple juice
splash of cranberry juice
stir in highball glass
Hairy Virgin
2 parts light rum
1 part triple sec
2 parts pineapple juice
blend, serve in exotic glass with a (what else) cherry
Hot Irish Nut
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part Frangelico
(1 part amaretto optional)
coffee
serve in coffee mug
Pop The Cherry
2 oz. cherry brandy, which is hard to find.
fill with orange juice
stir in highball glass
cherry and orange slice
Sit On My Face
1 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
1 oz. Frangelico
1 oz. Kahlua
serve in shot glass
Tight Snatch
1 1/2 oz. light rum
1 oz. peach schnapps
fill with pineapple juice
stir in highball glass
Virgin
1 1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. white creme de menthe
1 oz. forbidden fruit
shake, strain into highball glass
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